don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

shut up and sleep with me

When you just want to fuck someone so goddamn hard that you tell them to shut up and sleep with you

Player 1 :hey j. Player 2 :SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

by The return July 2, 2018

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a children's movie

guy 1: hey did you here that ferret say "give him to me ugh"
guy 2: yea isn't that movie supposed to be for children
guy 1: yea why the fuck did the ferret moan

by RED FERRET May 11, 2021

leave me the fuck alone

Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"

P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*

by Sad.Kim September 9, 2017

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

Pick me girl (real)

The REAL definition of a pick me. A female who craves attention from men or women. Will do anything to get attention such as send noods, post attention seeking pics while claiming other females who disapprove are "just jealous". They also tend to only acknowledge males, never their female partners.

Normal girl: " You posted a pic to show off your new shirt, but all you see is cleavage.
Pick me girl (real)"you're just jealous"

Pick me Girl (real) (Joins fb car group and Tries to post a pic of her car, but she's in a bikini infront of it)

Pick me girl (real): runs up to a couple and pretends she's best friends with the guy, while ignoring his partner.

by Notfake123 August 16, 2021