Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

Sling One Up Me

The phrase "sling one up me" is used be drunken females from a working class background when discussing a fit bloke.

Not often used in the work place this phrase is used between groups of females as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Marie: "Look at him, I would let him sling one up me!"

by KevB2010 November 29, 2010

Ju-Do-No-Me-Ma

1. Convenient abbreviation (broken down into quaint two letter syllables) for: "You don't know me man."
When spoken quickly this phrase has an interesting undefinable accent and sound to it.

Riley: "How could you do that?"
Martin: "Ju-Do-No-Me-Ma"

by philosodILL June 18, 2007

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

shut up and sleep with me

When you just want to fuck someone so goddamn hard that you tell them to shut up and sleep with you

Player 1 :hey j. Player 2 :SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

by The return July 2, 2018

leave me the fuck alone

Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"

P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*

by Sad.Kim September 9, 2017

Pick me girl (real)

The REAL definition of a pick me. A female who craves attention from men or women. Will do anything to get attention such as send noods, post attention seeking pics while claiming other females who disapprove are "just jealous". They also tend to only acknowledge males, never their female partners.

Normal girl: " You posted a pic to show off your new shirt, but all you see is cleavage.
Pick me girl (real)"you're just jealous"

Pick me Girl (real) (Joins fb car group and Tries to post a pic of her car, but she's in a bikini infront of it)

Pick me girl (real): runs up to a couple and pretends she's best friends with the guy, while ignoring his partner.

by Notfake123 August 16, 2021