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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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RE Monkey

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
by StingerRep March 6, 2021
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Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.
A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong
Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021
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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021
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