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Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019
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National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby
"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"
by michaelje13 November 21, 2022
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Friend

I use the term friend very loosely
by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023
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Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.
To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.
by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024
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Leftover Friends

The friends or family of your ex you don't know who you have accumulated through relationships from your on Facebook.
Friend: "yo who is this girl"
Me: "she was best friends with my ex never met her though now she is one of my leftover friends"
by nynick1 June 3, 2010
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