Memorial Middle School

welcome to the school of disappointment the halls give a variety of smells ranging from baked cookies to sewage water. Not to mention you can only find the vice principal walking around with a giant iPad infront of his face. principal who ?! yeah he’s hiding in his office. your worst enemies the lunch ladies from hell.

frank: yo did you hear about the kid who took the binder with all the test answers?!

John: yeah only at MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL but yeah he’s fucked

by The.real.meanings February 8, 2018

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023

Rugby High School

A high school that's supposed to be incredible but ignores any struggling students and is home to some of the most basic bitches the world has ever seen. No-one trusts the pastoral team cause they're a joke and treat someone saying "kill me to let me out of this lesson" as a legit suicide threat. Meanwhile, kids will start crying in lesson and be completely ignored. They'll also hire legit nonces as cover teachers and then make all students who were reporting him leave pastoral if there are too many.

Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.

Student 1: I swear to god if I hear another bitch talking about her holiday to the tropics!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!

by FormerGiftedKid January 25, 2021

Sterling High School

from a small town in south jersey. everyone in that school thinks they’re the shit when in reality it’s only because of daddy’s money. the girls who play field hockey and soccer think they own the place while the football “jocks” mainly consist of weirdo freshman that like to take pictures of people and make fun of anyone that looks different than them. most of the white guys get hurt over nothing because their masculinity is fragile, and because they have nothing better to do than complain about their life because they have faced no hardships whatsoever. there are some fucking weirdos though. on the other table we have the racist, homophobic, and ableist kids who say “ret*rd” and make gay jokes when in reality they act more gay with their friends than actual gay people. the school board doesn’t give a fuck about us because and that’s another reason why we don’t have buses but somehow we have a soccer field, a track, a football field, a fitness center, a pool, a batting cage, a baseball field, a kitchen for specific cooking classes, etc but yet we can’t afford to fix the air conditioning or the heating because the schools temperature is fucked up.

- written by someone who actually pays attention

person one ; “i don’t understand why Sterling High School only cares about showing sports related things on Channel 19”
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”

by gore film May 31, 2022

Metro High School

Metro High school is a stem based school that manly focuses on 4 things... math, science, reading, and history. There is this thing called "remediation." teachers say its a way to help but all you do is really do all of it again. Now the dress code. is really sexiest because we boys have to wear the most uncomfortable things

while girls could wear whatever they want.(not really though.) Everyone are nerds and cringe meme kids, no surprise there.

in the second semester...
Kid: can I leave metro high school?
Parent: HELL NO!
Kid: when was the last time I had fun? wait whats the meaning of life again?
Kid: Why am I counting done the days till I bomb the exams while everyone is counting down till the days of winter break?!

by 12345que December 11, 2017

olympus middle school

a place where all the football players vape and are players and people are fake. there is always drama going on.

Olympus middle school is a drama school

by person123456787654321 August 21, 2018

Dunman High School

remember being the gifted child in your family? well forget it, because the moment you enter this school, everyone else is so outstanding that you look like a blithering moron! the hostile and pretentious school environment will definitely lower your self esteem so much you will have no life outside of academics due to the delusional mad rush to match up with your peers!!!! slay

oh, so you’re from Dunman High School? welcome to IMH!

by ieatcarrots November 7, 2022