A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 15, 2023
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 01, 2017
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 03, 2013
when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 02, 2022
by DevilMoss March 09, 2021
Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 04, 2021