Gacha Kid

Spawn of Satan

"Yo, why is that kid sitting like that"
"That's a Gacha Kid, they are literal fucking demons, ignore them and they won't show you their cringe FNaF TikTok Edits"

by Urban_Alien_69 October 21, 2025

Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children

I love stray kids with all my life

by Random fairy October 31, 2025

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class

Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."

by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025

Brainrot Kid

brain·rot kid /ˈbrān-ˌrät kid/
noun slang

1. a young person whose mind or behavior is perceived as dulled or overtaken by excessive exposure to online media such as viral videos, memes, or digital trends.

2. a child or teenager who frequently speaks, acts, or thinks in terms rooted in internet culture to the point of appearing detached from real-world awareness or critical thought.

Etymology: From brainrot (“mental dulling or degradation caused by overexposure to trivial digital media”) + kid (“child or young person”).
First use: Early 2020s.
Synonyms: meme kid; chronically-online teen; internet-addled youth.
Antonyms: bookworm; offline kid; outdoorsy child.

Ever since he started scrolling on YouTube Shorts, he has became a real brainrot kid

by Bash_KS_Basho November 12, 2025

Minigames Kid

A Minigames kid, also known as a SQUEAKER. And they try to be a popular youtube named "JmanCurly", but the dont have the voice. If you hear one kidnap them.

Im going to kidnap this minigames kid.

by snuxyy November 12, 2025

legacy kids

little ass kids (most likely autistic) who are obsessed with windows, frutiger aero, and old phones (mainly technology from around 2011-2017)

REMINDER: Being young and liking the concept of old tech doesn't make one a legacy kid, it refers to any kid who is obsessed with it, uses it constantly and talks about missing times they never experienced.

Random parent: My kid's obsessed with old tech and wants to go back to 2015 for some reason, idk why?
Doctor: You are dealing with one of the "legacy kids" here. All the symptons check out. Nothing you can do except hope they grow out of it.

by jblox November 15, 2025