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Latino Standard Time

Within the Latin o community, there are certain individuals who are on their own time element, and are usually late to certain events. This can be a complete nuisance, particularly when a specific time event is scheduled (i.e. dinner party, wedding,, baby shower, etc.). Synonymous with being "fashionably late".
Roger: Where are Diego and Maria? I told them dinner would be at 7pm. It is 7:45 no~
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
by brooskitooski April 18, 2025
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Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.
Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.
by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022
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Wasted Time

You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...

Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.
by moe fucka November 24, 2020
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safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 2, 2021
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oke time to go

What a top tells his bottom when he wants him to leave after the sex
Oke time to go, I called you an Uber
by Jrjnjr May 26, 2022
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