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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
Finger shui by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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Finger-counter 

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.
Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.
Finger-counter by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021

Finger-clapped 

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.
"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."
Finger-clapped by ChanceD April 10, 2021

fingering a dog 

when you finger someone but it a dog
Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

Finger Bangers 

The name for the two short fingernails on a lesbian's hand with long acrylics, usually short on the index and middle finger. This is to allow the lesbian to use the two fingers for fingering whilst still maintaining long finger nails on other fingers.
Lesbian 1: I got a set of acrylics but I had to keep these nails short.
Lesbian 2: Oh yeah! The finger bangers!
Finger Bangers by JimbleBob April 20, 2021
when a guy or girl sticks their fingers in a girls vagina. this could be a man doing it to a woman or a woman doing it to herself, also known as wanking.
girl: thinking of him makes me so horny... im going to finger myself and imagine he’s doing it!

guy: i love fingering you
girl: fuck guy dont stop ah ah ah
finger by cooch13destroyer April 25, 2021

Finger Puppet Mafia 

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.
"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"