ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.

Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless

by The definitionor January 10, 2018

fromova cheese

A dirt like substance found above a human buttcrack as a result of wiping too high and not cleaning it

Wife: what’s that stuff on your buttcrack?
Husband: It’s fromova cheese

by DeezNewts805 May 16, 2018

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Cheese yo chip

The mexican way of letting someone nut on yo dick

Aye baby let me cheese yo chip

by CheeseYoChip March 26, 2025

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022