penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Matt Gaetz style baby

Also known as a teenage pregnancy.

My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.

by poifull April 08, 2021

I want your baby

Wanting to have sex with you/expressing sexual desire. Usually said at beer parties/drunk parties. Also said to have awkwardness.

-GUY "Hey, how are you doing?"
-GIRL "You look hot!"
-GUY "Come into my room."
-GIRL "OK. I want your baby!"

by JAYDUDECOOLDUDE February 15, 2009

Oh Baby Yea

A phrase of happieness.
Used in extreme cases of joy.

Used in texts as "OBY"

I made a full court shot in basketball. "Oh baby yea"

by j to the j to the oh baby yea January 22, 2010

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

by Babydickface November 18, 2010

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 10, 2010