Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 05, 2024

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 13, 2023

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! April 27, 2018

Monkey Basin

Look It Up.

"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"

by Braydle Faced Assassin April 23, 2022

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 01, 2021

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022