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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...
by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
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a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds
Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)
by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024
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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
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Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual
Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth
by Goatblower May 10, 2018
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Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit
by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020
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Monkey

Another term for black men/children. Mostly used in middle school and the 1800s.
by Nah, Id win January 24, 2024
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
mugGet the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arseholemug.

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