Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)

Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"

by cy0man February 5, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

penis

its a part where the cum comes

fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.

dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender

by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022

Penis

Attracted to the same sex

Penis

by Stonkle October 2, 2021

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021

Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021