liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”

by LostGirl1231 February 13, 2024

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 04, 2019

Finger Nut

A guy who wants to masturbate

Oh i fancy a quick finger nut before i shower

by GolleyRPD June 29, 2022

Finger Nut

This expression is used when you want someone to get better.Have a weird,mild sexual innuendo in it,but it's still used to express concern for someone we love.

Cheer up and finger Nut!

by Pufflehuffthegrey June 29, 2022

Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.

Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.

by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 20, 2022

Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 09, 2022