My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

Like

An overused word that used to have meaning but now has none. Is used in every sentence
ever but some ppl tend to over over over
er use it and get on the nerves of the whole planet.

Like see how I'm like just like

Putting like before every like word.its annoying. Dont do it.thank u.bye

by Potatomonkey December 16, 2020

i like your cut g

slapping a shitter's spicy ass forehead and saying "I like your cut g". Usually used to make a perfectly cut scream using a shitter's voice.

i like your cut g- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fat boy mrhotmadm December 9, 2020

I'm LiKe

Something you say about something or someone you have extreme amounts of disdain for.

"So you really want me to answer this wack question, I'm LiKe..."

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

Scudoodle like a noodle

Leaving a room in a comical manner.

I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

body shape like cola

demisa demisa 😁

demmy has a body shape like cola

by hey mamas🤨 June 10, 2021

Joe like

Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis

i would but it would destroy all computers JOE LIKE

by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011