blindy mcblind face

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck

My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt

by My dad in a can November 13, 2017

Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.

Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

culo cagao face

The condition of resting duckface on a person who believes themselves better than others. Someone who looks as if he/she is constantly smelling a fart in their immediate vicinity. Que como to' le 'pe'ta.

Yo, can I be real? That lady with the culo cagao face me cai como un purgante.

by elprofe316 January 26, 2017

Hungry Jazz Face

a face made by amature dancers when trying to look impressive but really come off as being a stupid slut or horny.

Sally wanted to make up for the fact that she couldn't point her feet so she decided to "dazzle" the audience with her hungry jazz face.

by the prez and Vice prez December 8, 2012

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

Synchronized Face Palm

When two or more people face palm at the exact same time.

That was so bad you both just did a synchronized face palm.

by SissySweet March 24, 2011