broenidous 

when you almost too bro; a dangerous disease that usually spreads through schools with laxers who throw in bombs and rip all day

connor martin, more formally known as flosiedon lord of the flow, has a serious case of broenidous.

broenidous by zbub3309 January 23, 2010

blownado 

when a man is woken up by the blow jobs of two to five women at the same time while they spin around the male

oh my god my girlfreind and her freinds gave me a blownado this morning

blownado by kat eater March 23, 2010

Broknob 

The act of twisting a man's penis so hard it looks like a broken doorknob.

Arnav was being misogynistic so we broknobbed him really hard until he cried.

Broknob by gastropog May 10, 2023

Get Your Hat Blown 

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.

‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
‘Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’

Get Your Hat Blown by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020

Brownback

A governor of a Great Planes state who soils himself like a baby pandering to teabaggers.

The governor of Kansas is such a Brownback; the teabaggers eat it all up.

Brownback by ChukWiseGuy February 26, 2011

Brownbacking

*f*cking yourself over with a rule you, yourself, created.

"Grounded my daughter and now I have to deal with her all weekend - I'm totally brownbacking myself."

Brownbacking by VeryZenJen February 13, 2015

bownies 

Like brownies, except they are SO much better.

You have earned bownie points for that.

bownies by Sooner May 2, 2004