by Oracuda September 15, 2021
1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
by SystemDoesntWork June 04, 2020
by Kcheeze7 August 14, 2018
"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"
"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"
"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"
When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.
by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011
by Merx Of Herl February 17, 2025