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a ur mom that tells u how to ur mom while ur at ur mom and ur mom is eating ur mom
by anqie! September 27, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A Mess of fanbases, people who actually who want to use this site, and a bunch of other people
by xXXSANICXXx March 4, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

Man, why can't we use Urban Dictionary for our book report?
by LegoMyEgoWaffle November 8, 2017
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The Urban Dicuary

a place where you get mugs
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Urban Dictionary

Urban meaning city and dic in dictionary being dick and tion is just a misspelling of in and ary being a person so in an urban place where a dick is in ary
Tim: Hahaha look at this Urban Dictionary!!!

(This is satire pls)
by ImSatireHonestly September 17, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

It is the app that you are currently inside of. The best fu***in* app in the world
by clouddrout November 12, 2022
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