penis-fly trap

Penis-Fly Trap

Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.

by The catch January 18, 2022

Penis

The things all boys think are fin to play with
The big big dangler

wanna play with my penis

sure

you like it .. Wait why is it hard
wanna put it up my pussy
lets try it

by im just like that May 16, 2022

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021

Penis

a penis

i got a penis

by p3n155 October 1, 2019

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis

The thing everyone loves to suck on

Oh is love to suck on a penis

by ur mom licks me at night May 25, 2022