Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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The fella down under

When you forgot some Australian’ name.
Originally used by Joe Biden: “I wanna thank uh, the fella down under”.
Thank you the English fella, and I wanna thank uh, the fella down under.
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fan down

To express to someone or something the desire for them/it to stop or slow what they are doing.
We need to "fan down"
Just "fan down"
by Wiz86 June 30, 2017
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shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.
the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!
by alan October 21, 2004
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Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye
but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god
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Bust down tabiana

something one of my friends said once!! enjoy aaaaaaaaaaaRon
by Mahta101 July 20, 2019
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down gymdrome

An adult male or female , who is so hopelessly obsessed with hitting the gym, power lifting mad plates! And The goal of physical perfection! , so much so that they are rendered useless in every other part of society.
I'm worried about Tim guys, I Hadn't seen him in years, he told me he put his new born baby up for adoption and divorced his wife of 10 years because they both don't "lift" dudes got down Gymdrome.
by Pottie47 February 04, 2024
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