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Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
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Cunt bag

It's a bag for cunts
Bro my cunt is so out of line.... dude just get a cunt bag
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
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smoter bag

A cigarette.
Coined by Chris of the Brutal Newts.
by zonkgirl November 1, 2008
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