Urban Dictionary

a site that needs moderation but doesnt have any and everything is sexual because everyone is horny here

urban dictionary sucks

by jesus420420420 December 29, 2021

urban dictionary

a dickhead

you are an urban dictionary

by justme11111111111 June 7, 2021

urban dic'n

The act of reading the urban DICTIONARY.

Hey brother, what cha doing?
I'm urban dic'n.

by DangerKitten August 25, 2011

urban dictionary

What you are on right now.

You are using the urban dictionary to search urban dictionary.

by idkwhattocallmyself March 28, 2015

urban dick

Guys who still think it's cool in any way to use misogynistic language to characterize women. It's as cool as slavery, which was\is tragic.

Misogynistic men who post foul language against women: I think London Bridge is funny, snort snort.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.

by misogynisttrenddisheartening April 15, 2020

The Urban Dicuary

a place where you get mugs

Buy a Urban dictionary mug for your brothe- *chokes*
NO
The Urban Dicuary

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020