Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

pussy mac and cheese

Pussy mac and cheese is when a girl cums and squirts in your mac and cheese

my girlfriend made my some pussy mac and cheese

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

cheese

The best thing ever.

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Phili cheese steak

This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.

Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"

Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"

by Goat fucker42069 October 17, 2017

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

mac and cheese ahh boy

the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey

chayse james mello: yo i am mac and cheese ahh boy

by porkslimenut December 15, 2023

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013