Monkey

A male or female human being with the ears the size of a elephants

That guy is a monkey with that haircut

by Monkman625 February 19, 2023

Monkey

Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.

Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?

by TheAfricanBootyScratcher August 11, 2023

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out

She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!

by throatgoat5643 September 3, 2023

Monkey

A word that is used to call black people by Karen's

you are a monkey

by Monkey-`Man May 31, 2023

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017