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Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you
"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023
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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020
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Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.
You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
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Monkey

Mostly a male with the initials LJ. This is a greek/Surbian man with no brains only monkey!
by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022
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Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
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chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
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one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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