someone who annoys you
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023

I love Monkey man LJ
by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
