Friend

Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.

The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life

Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted

Are you a friend of mine?

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

by Ronnister October 27, 2025

Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.

"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)

by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022

Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 2, 2019

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021