coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009
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Get the dont taze me bro mug.What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.
"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."
OR
"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"
OR
"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"
by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010
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Get the Dropped me the fuck off mug.Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.
MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!
"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."
"Sell me your shit!"
"ok"
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!
"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."
"Sell me your shit!"
"ok"
by dannycarey January 10, 2012
Get the SELL ME YOUR SHIT mug.A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
Get the Show me the birth certificate mug.A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
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