Me and the wife looking at boring chick flick on Netflix. I'm acting like I am enjoying the movie. Then whisper in her ear "hey baby are you going to give me some booty tonight". She looks at me and say Hell Nawl!
by Donnie80 January 7, 2017
Get the give me some booty mug.by Anonymous12315123123141 January 9, 2008
Get the dont taze me bro mug.What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.
"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."
OR
"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"
OR
"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"
by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010
Get the My sister told me that mug.A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
Get the Show me the birth certificate mug.When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says
by franklyned June 10, 2014
Get the let me take a selfie mug.Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he
example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he
example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"
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