McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023

Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand

*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Some Kinda Time’d

The act of getting completely shafted and stabbed in the back, usually by a twat

I feel bad for Alex, Owen totally Some Kinda Time’d him

by Backstabbed Mcgee January 24, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

private island time

Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication

A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!

by 32whiskey January 29, 2023

Lux demon time

Any time of the day. The demon named Lux is always ready to play aka fuck around. Fuck the original demon time definition.

That girl owns the Lux demon time dynasty.

by Lux Eugene February 10, 2023

dust in time

Means when your so freaking awesome,you couldn't hit the ground even if you fell.

Dust in time manifestation of coincidences and denture adventures.

by Madisonsrealistknapper83 February 19, 2023