brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
by sifted June 27, 2014
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Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.
by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
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Brown bullet

When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet
My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago
by Lllll December 23, 2019
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The Charlie Brown

Where a man/women spreads there butt to allow there partner to insert the big toe.
She gave me The Charlie Brown last night, i have never nutted that quick before!
by Satindaddy October 24, 2022
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Code Brown

Code Brown happens when a husband returns to the bed, from the bathroom, having diarrhea and does not realize he has left his underwear off. Once in the bed and his tail pointing towards his sleeping wife, he thinks he needs to fart. Half asleep his releases projectile diarrhea all over his wife, the bed and walls. He wife awakens screaming and gagging. Based on a true story
Her husband upon returning to the bed released an Code Brown all over her and the bed with a foul stench.
by Big Daddy Grinch May 26, 2025
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code brown

mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops
Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border
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Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021
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