Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018

Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.

Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth

by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

Nigga Ass Jack

This Gay Nigga loves to suck off his neighbours cat lol

Jees that guy is such a Nigga Ass Jack

by SPCAU August 28, 2019

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

jack

bit weird has a 4k colour camera hidden in ruby's bedroom

p.s. partial to the phrases fuck me sideways and spank my ass and call me Suzie

what the fuck jack why are you in my room when i am sleeping

by ohyoualreadyknow201 October 25, 2020

Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees

U know that wank stain jack Roberts

by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021