Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?

Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

by anonymous February 11, 2022

karen with red hair

stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice

woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022

Courtesy of the red white and blue

The greatest Garth Brookes song ever

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song

by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022

Red sea

Having sex with a woman on her period in a tub full of water

I was fuckin my Ol’lady in the tub last night when all of a sudden she started her period and turned the bath water into the red sea

by Mavrick maz October 30, 2019

Red

Better than Blue

Red is better than Blue

by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019

the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010