Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

what the sigma

A term used by many children in Generation Alpha, being a slang to swears such as "what the fuck"

or, used to represent a "casual phrase" said by a nerd (or geek)

"HEY BRO DID YOU KNO-"
"what the sigma why are u so loud bruh."

or

"So, i bet i could pull girl, 100%"

"erm what the sigma, according to my calcultions-"
"stop yapping"

by PixelTheGrammerGuy May 31, 2024

what

you’re stuck with it.

Person A: “what” Person B: “You’re stuck with it”

by mypickleismissingicantfindit December 12, 2021

what the fack

A definition to replace "what the fuck", but usually used against the fack man. The king of all facks.

"I just died in this video game, what the fack????"
"Dude you're about to summon the fack man"

by byoncord June 08, 2024

Slay what you wanna slay

when you think you are slaying but your friend tells you they don't they you are slaying. So they tell you that you can slay everything you want to slay.

"I am slaying my english exam."
"I don't think you will, but slay what you wanna slay."

by Ianpok September 20, 2022

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 03, 2024

what kind of assery

"what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)

- Dude, I just got fucking bonaventura again in my 100k pack
- What kind of assery

by ollycoly April 22, 2020