A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.
Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.
by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025
Get the DeMorgan Friend mug.What? I'm working alone. My thing is getting co opted in a million different ways I mean go on Facebook and search "Emory Andrew Tate" It's the same fucking think that's happening to me. They're doing an I am Sparticus guys! I don't even know how you are seeing this right now!
Hym "I mean, friend? What? I'm working alone and I'm still I the mind prison. It's like you are afraid to ask if I'm going to be a rapey dictator or something! Like... I'm not fucking agreeing to anything until I'm out of the cage bitch. I don't know what about that you don't fucking understand."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Friend mug.A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025
Get the li'l friend mug.Hym "Friend request from Andy? Probably a scammer! But also my constitute me lifting a finger. It's soon. I'll either be getting the credit or murdering a child soon. So, after."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
Get the Spry Friends mug.A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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