calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Penis?

Penis but with a ?

I don't know if I have a penis?

by Dr Martin Luther King Jr January 28, 2021

Penis

A very nice African American person who has a very large dick

Are you a penis?

by Food guy 2 January 28, 2021

penis

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

by Packinlad January 30, 2021

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021