by Kmartkhaleesi April 27, 2024

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.
I have a lot of friends...😭
by Obsecuresalad May 15, 2018

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.
Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends
by The legend of Zelda1010101010 August 13, 2016

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.
Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!
Two months later at Waffle House:
Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!
Two months later at Waffle House:
Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!
by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019

by Cneidhsg January 12, 2022
