Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.

I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.

by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.

Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????

by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021

hostile witness

someone who pretends to be on your side but does everything in there power to make you look stupid

james got kicked off the record label; but was rehired later; hes now an hostile witness towards the record Label

by the juroy January 28, 2020

Wit

Something Im_Coler will never have

"Nevermind if you search up wit you get the definition."
"What's the definition?"
"Something Coler will never have."
"Good answer"

by Coler's #1 Hater August 19, 2022

faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006