my anus is wide open for you 

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

my anus is wide open for you by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

WIDNES 

a small town in the northwest, i call it a shithole myself as 3/4 of its population are either addicted to crack or live on the street,

home to ROSIE "FOD" O'CONNOR

rosie "fod" o'connor from widnes = fit

WIDNES by alan cunningham May 27, 2008

Wide 

putting your business out in the open; usually a secret, or information you wouldn't normally share. Basically calling yourself or others out.

Happens often when someone is intoxicated.

You saw Kelly and Jacob all over each other in the corner?! They are so wide right now!

Kevin: I had sooo much sex with that girl last night!
Jaquelle: Dude, you mad wide right now!

Wide by Santia June 9, 2009

best person in the whole wide world 

Car wreck

Dude, I got in a massive best person in the whole wide world!

2. You suck at the internet!

best person in the whole wide world by Clam00! July 20, 2003

widescreen

A noun for a nicely shaped, but oversized ass on a female.

Emanuel likes widescreen, so he's gonna go look for a girl with an ass.

widescreen by Jon Ace April 15, 2006

wide mouth frog 

Pseudonym of Karl Longden

Blah blah blah

wide mouth frog by keefdave June 9, 2003

Penis Wedge 

A name to call Stephanie S. in Lake George.
A plastic wedge to separate the balls and penis so that they do not chafe.

"You're such a penis wedge!"
"Where did my penis wedge go?"

Penis Wedge by CMKKA February 20, 2009