Harvey Weinerstain

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

Pedo-Weirdo

A person who acts like a pedophile but is younger than the person that he/she is stalking.

Stop perving on me you pedo-weirdo.

by IKonton May 6, 2019

Spazzy Weirdo

An imbecile who can't control his inner thoughts who says something so moronic, that it leads to those around him interceding his outburst with the intricate, yet subtly hilarious insult.

Variations : "Spazzy neektard", "Spazzy retard" "Big Spazz

"Would you ever shut up your spazzy weirdo" - Tom Boran

by Sagaciousless February 17, 2020

weird loser

The girl who takes pictures of herself in a mirror while making an L with her hand on her forehead.

You know who you are you weird loser you

by Mister Mojo Risin May 20, 2009

Weirdle

Hillybilly term for strange crazy or weird..

invented by Billy

Me: Yeah, they were strange.
Billy: Yeah they were weirdle's
Me: What the f*** did you just say?
Billy: Ya know weirdles.. strange un's

by Dravynnitis July 8, 2009

weitzel

A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)

Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.

by massive ball horse dick mc.gee October 16, 2011

Danny Weiss

To frequently get stuck on walls.

I was running to my next class and danny weissed, so I was quite late.

by Go Bot January 22, 2009