Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Blue Waffle

A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina

Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup

by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010

waffle house

A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.

John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!

Scott: that sucks dude.

by hellspawn7469 August 10, 2009

Waffle Goths

A group of Ravers, Emos, and/or "Goths" who travel to their neighborhood Waffle House from 10:13 p.m. to 3:59 a.m.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.

I couldn't sleep last night, so I called up some buddies to hang. The next thing I know, we turned into total Waffle Goths.

by Renalya Verte January 13, 2008

Waffle Taco

When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"

Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.

by Durrr! March 2, 2009

Blue Waffles

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.

Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!

by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010