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Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024
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Weird Ari

A weird Ari is a strange human being who thinks he is a donkey. He is extremely insane and likes doing jumping jacks.
“Jeez, that dude over there is a real Weird Ari”
by Odd Al March 24, 2022
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Weird

The fortune teller spoke of a weird that bound their destinies together.
by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024
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Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
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A Brit weird

Someone's very strange who also happens to be British.
Idk man Liam Payne seems a Brit weird these days
by Mattress mick May 5, 2021
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Weird

Bri is very weird and gay
Bri is very weird
by Dainon November 21, 2021
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