You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

A weird Ari is a strange human being who thinks he is a donkey. He is extremely insane and likes doing jumping jacks.
by Odd Al March 24, 2022

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024

by Mattress mick May 5, 2021
