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Victory Records

Noun- A worthless record label that basically put emo into America. Most of their bands that they have contracts with were a bunch of really shitty garage bands that were given a deal because their neighbors pleaded to the agent guys to give them a deal and a studio so they could get some fucking peace. Their logo is this retarted looking bull dog that I'd shoot if I ever found it. Most of Victory Records' bands, if not all, are emo.
Some of the pestilence that Victory Records has shoved all over television are Hawthorne Heights, Aiden, Bayside, Comeback Kid, Silverstein, Spitalfield, Taking Back Sunday, Atreyu and Action Action.
by Majickpyro December 30, 2005
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Victoria

Someone who can make you smile when you're down, she can make you laugh in any situation. She is amazingly gorgeous and pretty. She is just all around perfect
Guy1 you see Victoria?

Guy2 yeah she's awesome
by Dillon.m March 8, 2014
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the ultimate victory

Chamillionaire's upcoming album featuring guests like Killuminati, Lil' Flip, Scarface, UGK, Lil' Wayne, Young Buck, Rasaq, and many more.

Set to be released in early 2007.
by O-Sho September 30, 2006
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Victory Swan

1) (N.) An awesome high-five exchanged with a roommate after something goes well.

2) (V.) When a guy (in a failed attempt to do something sexy) sticks all five of his fingers into a girl's mouth in a shape that resembles a swan.
1) Hell yeah, our party was the tits! Victory Swan!

2) Dude, Trevor victory swaned me last night and totally killed the mood.
by SeaShel May 3, 2011
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Victory Stoge

{vik-tuh-ree stohg}

(noun)

1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.

The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.

A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.

when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.

also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.

Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
In case of victory, light stoge. (Victory Stoge)
by commandant pickles June 14, 2011
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bye victoria

when some stupid bitch you waste years of your life behind decides to leave you over nothing. when shes gone it is like your life get twenty times better. she is a fake bitch and no one could hate her more than her million exes. shes the thot you wish you never met.
Guy 1- yo bro i heard your girl left.
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
by Sammy98 November 20, 2014
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defoliating the victory garden

If Sally wants wear a bikini, she should consider defoliating the victory garden.
by G Brown December 7, 2007
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