Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.
by Truedusk April 23, 2010
by Chewiee May 14, 2003
verb.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."
"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."
"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
by Jonah Sauce July 16, 2008
Zero Two can be either:
1. The final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
(which I prefer over the other Zero Two)
2. One of the most popular anime characters from Darling in the Franxx
(sorry but I don't watch anime, so I make the definition short)
1. The final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
(which I prefer over the other Zero Two)
2. One of the most popular anime characters from Darling in the Franxx
(sorry but I don't watch anime, so I make the definition short)
A: Hey, do you like Zero Two?
B: What? You mean the anime girl or that creepy creature?
A: (wtf is he talking about)
B: What? You mean the anime girl or that creepy creature?
A: (wtf is he talking about)
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 04, 2021
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.
by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman August 22, 2006
Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is
by Trey M September 08, 2005
by Your Local Weirdo April 25, 2021