Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016

turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.

"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."

by TomBalls February 22, 2008

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003

Mexican Turkey

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way

"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"

by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016

Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014