Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.

"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"

by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015

Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

backwords trumpet

When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass

I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night

by Tendel1o October 1, 2017

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 July 7, 2016

Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

by Mexel March 12, 2025

Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019

Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019