TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.

I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.

by Texano November 10, 2019

jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025