by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009
Get the touch-explosivesmug. In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
Get the touching tubesmug. by E K March 8, 2008
Get the sweet touchmug. A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.
Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.
by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023
Get the The Lineman’s Touchmug. by DreamBar April 1, 2021
Get the Oh Touchmug. Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.
Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.
by Macktown November 21, 2018
Get the touch of the terrymug. Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
TOUCH @ 4
by WATERBABY123 March 8, 2019
Get the touch @ 4mug.