swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.
by Penetrachel December 05, 2016
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toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.
by Candle Porn June 26, 2017
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sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
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pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects
stfu you pig toaster 3000
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Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.
1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.
by LampyLamp May 14, 2014
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atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
by WPftw December 26, 2019
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